doggy

This is a crap song i sang crappy. Its 3 minutes long.

LYRICS:

Here’s a little story.
About a Weiner dog named, Corey.
He had a problem with his anatomy.
It’s a sad story, you will see.
For he was a dog. Just a little short legged dog.
And he Had Bowling ball size balls.
His feet didn’t touch the floor at all.
He was in pain for every move he made.
He tried to empty but couldn’t get laid.
This is the story about a little dog
who has bowling ball size balls.
Wa ooh…bam!
When he went down the road.
He got road rash on his sack.
And his feet never touched the street.
No that street never touched his feet.
One day when he was sleeping in his home.
His owner picked him up and put him in the Volvo.
Woah woah, woah woah. No no, no no.
He arrrived at his doctors and knew this wasn’t good.
The Doc grab a scalpel and put him under.
And cut him open and removed his manhood.
And his thunder.
THe little dog cried everyday.
Finding away to make his owner pay.
So he looked and looked. And looked and looked.
And now he knows he gotta take what he took.
And bite his owner in his balls.
In his average plump walnut size balls.
And he ripped those balls right the off.
And that was the day the Weiner dog died.
ANd this is where the story ends.
About a dog who had Bowling Ball size balls.

Duration : 0:3:4

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